thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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