I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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