HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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