When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
