i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The power of my boobs compel you
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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