I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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