Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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