shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
this will be a night to untag.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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