he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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