Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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