Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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