"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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