Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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