so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
its not stalking. its research.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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