Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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