PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My pussy is not your playground.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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