For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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