no, he came in my armpit
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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