This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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