Soap is not a condiment
Just cropdusted the office
we're making bets on your personal life
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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