no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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