Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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