apparently the secret to your success is patron
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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