I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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