It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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