Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just cropdusted the office
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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