did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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