Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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