ya dads aren't the best wingmen
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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