words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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