Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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