i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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