i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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