it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Dicks are not precious.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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