Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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