Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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