Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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