Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
