i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i now understand why vodka
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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