Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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