do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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