Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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