Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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