uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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