their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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