Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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