I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
