we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
jump out the window naked night went bad
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