is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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