I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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