I must be too annoying 4 u.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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