A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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