I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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