Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There r osticjed everywhere
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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