i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
